Mama Bear

In this life, I'm a woman...in my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT, TOO.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute , cuddly cubs.

I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.

If you're a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup......gonna be a bear.

The End